Hunter

"What? I thought he was the security guard."
"He's everything. Lawyer, head of security guards, executive assistant, and also does personal things for the CEO."
"There are people like that out there?"
"Adopted brother. The chairman adopted him and now he's a close brother to Logan."
"Oh. I see. Wow. He has a lot of responsibilities."
"Exactly. A man with power."
"Wait, you said lawyer. How is that possible?"
"He learned law in school. He didn't finish all the way but he helped the real lawyer win a case for the company one time."
"Ah, I see. Damn."
"People think he's gay though so it's off limits, Janie."
"What? Who said I was eyeing him?"
"I don't know. He's good looking. Smart. Has money. Everything a girl loves."
"Definitely better than you."
"What? You kidding? I'm better looking. I'm smart too. I have money. And I'm a sweetheart."
"Bleh. Stop lying to yourself. He's much more built. Taller. And much better looking."
"I can grow a beard and look macho like him."
"Keep thinking that."
"What. I'm half asian, the other half can grow a beard."
"The white half would be able to grow half a beard. The asian half cannot grow any facial hair."
"You saw my mustache during Movember."
"It was a very sad mustache."
"Shut up, Miss Noodle Arms."